My 8 Year Old Daughter is Going On a Date
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May 15th, 2008, posted by Utterz
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May 15th, 2008, posted by Utterz
Okay, I’m I can’t get this song out of my head. The beat is so futuristic and the flows are tight. Kanye West leaked this song on his own blog. Yes he is a blogger, and he updates more than I do. By the way, if you didn’t know already, CRS is a rap group that has not made a album yet, just one song that has been on the internet for a while. The group is Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and Pharrell Williams, three talent giants in the music industry, coming together making great music.
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May 14th, 2008, posted by Utterz
I just joined Twitter. You can check me out at twitter.com/rodwilliams. I joined to follow a couple of people I know, but I don’t see why people love it so much. I mean, Twitter seams kinda cool, if you are interested in knowing what certain people are doing. If you have a twitter let me know, I might follow you.
By the way, I added a Twitter updates section on my sidebar, so you can get a taste of what my Twitters are like.
May 12th, 2008, posted by GeekThug
May 2nd, 2008, posted by Utterz
For the past week, Google thought this website was infected with a virus, had spyware, or had computer AIDS. Because of this I decided to give this website an overhaul. I upgraded Wordpress to version 2.5.1, cleaned out the database, deleted spam comments, changed the theme, and gave the website an enema to get rid of the not so fresh feeling.
After a week of waiting, Google said I’m STD free, and now I can party at my leisure. I wonder if they put me on a “watch this bastard” list? I hope not, because if anyone knows me they know I love to play by the rules.
May 2nd, 2008, posted by GeekThug
April 21st, 2008, posted by Utterz
I know I’m gonna sound stupid for saying this. But I just realized that boobs are also known as jugs because jugs can hold milk as well. Wow … that’s genius. All these years I’ve never realized it, I feel like I’ve made a major breakthrough in understanding sexual innuendos.
Jugs is a way better slang for chesticals than melons are. Because its more descriptive, and it gives a connotation that sweater puppets can be nutritional as well as fun to play with.
By the way, here’s a list of other ways to say breasts:
airbags
baby feeders
badoinkies
balloons
bazookas
bazoomas
bee-stings
Bert and Ernie
Berthas
bijongas
billibongs
blinkers
boobs
boobies
bosoms
cans
cantaloupes
cha-chas
chesticles
coconuts
cupcakes
dairy pillows
devil’s dumplings
dinglebobbers
funbags
gazongas
God’s milk bottles
headlamps
headlights
high beams (hard nipples)
honkers
hood ornaments
hooters
hubcaps
jugs
knockers
mammaries
melons
milk jugs
milkmakers
pillows
rack
rib bumpers
rivets
shabba-dos
speed bumps
tatas
teetees
tits
titties
torpedoes
wopbopaloobops
April 16th, 2008, posted by GeekThug
There are mentally challenged people at work that empty some of the trash cans, and do some light cleaning … and they scare me.
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April 11th, 2008, posted by Utterz
Number of Weddings I particapted in (not mine):
4
Number of weddings attended (without particapation):
0
Number of birthday parties:
countless (at least 2 a month)
Number of baptisms (not mine or my kids):
4
Number of hospital visits for newborns (not mine or my kids):
8
Number of funerals attended:
8
April 10th, 2008, posted by GeekThug
I like the song Handlebars. Its been stuck in my head for the past few days.
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April 9th, 2008, posted by Utterz
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